Mt Tam Stars Photo by Will Mackie

by Leona Moon

ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Looking for a little advice, Aries? It’s likely you’ll be sitting down with your very own personal Ricki Lake on Jan. 23. It’s time to give in and listen to the advice of an elder in your circle. Lend an ear and soak up any wisdom thrown your way.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Dust off your stilettos, Taurus! Venus is strutting into Pisces, adding a touch of romance to your life. If you wanted to plan a first date, there’s no time like the present. Ask your potential flame if he or she is interested in signing up for a beginning tango class on Jan. 27—stepping on your partner’s feet all night will expedite getting the awkwardness out of the way.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) This week you’re someone’s million dollar baby, Gemini! You’re full to the brim with ideas and everyone is noticing. On Jan. 27 you might find yourself sweet-talking the right CEO and landing yourself a million-dollar contract. Don’t shy away from the obscure—after all, how do you think “As Seen On TV” products made it so big?

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Do your friends keep saying, “Come fly with me, Cancer?” It’s time to pack your bags and head out of town. You can only paint the town red so many weekends in a row. It’s getting a little monotonous and you’re craving a change of scenery. Jet-setting to a small town that has the feel of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre set, but the charm of a Calistoga hot springs resort might be your best option for a getaway.

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Time to hit the town, Leo! You can’t hide your need for romance on Jan. 23. Whether single or coupled up, you’ll be demanding attention on Jan. 23. It’s not your fault if you look good—just don’t let your overconfidence scare off any potential suitors or sweethearts. Put a heart around this date on the calendar—you’re going out!

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Can’t seem to get the Dawson’s Creek theme song out of your head, Virgo? Love will do that to you. And it will a little extra fervently come Jan. 23. It’s your best day of the year for love, thanks to the Sun and Saturn teaming up for a celestial showdown. You’ll be consumed by all of the feels, so go ahead and profess your feelings for a special someone.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Tired of looking at the painting that hangs to the left of the TV, Libra? Or is your once-chic-bachelor-pad-approved couch losing its luster? A trip to IKEA is nigh and you’ll have the best taste at the tips of your fingers. A few new statement pieces to your living room might be just what you need to revitalize your home.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Craigslist who, Scorpio? You’ve been churning out resume and cover letter after cover letter, but type frantically no longer! You’re about to land your dream job, thanks to a little help from your friends and the stars. The right connection might appear out of nowhere. Your doting kindness to strangers will pay off tenfold.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Eminem called, Sagittarius—he wants you to clean out your closet! Not your emotional closet, your real closet. Mercury’s gone retrograde and before you hit the mall looking for the hippest outfit to strut around town in this weekend, take a peek through your old tried-and-true. You won’t believe the clothing you forgot about that’s all been hiding underneath your pile of cashmere sweaters.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Take it to the bank, Capricorn! You’ve been accumulating some big paychecks over the past few weeks and it’s about time to finally cash them. On Jan. 25 you’ll be shocked at how easily those freelance projects added up. This goes to show that it’s worth it to never turn down even the most avant-garde work opportunity—playing trombone in a Speedo at a gallery opening can pay the bills!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Get ready for the limelight, Aquarius! You’re about to nail it on Jan. 23. Any performance, interview or presentation you’re due to give you will surely hit out the park. No need to stay up all night practicing with flashcards—a little improv will seal the deal.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) Searching for a second opinion, Pisces? It never hurts to ask for help, and on Jan. 25 you know just the VIP to call up. If you’ve been seeking advice for a passion project and are stuck at an impasse, this day might just bring the clarification you’re looking for to swim in the right direction.

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