Mt Tam Stars Photo by Will Mackie

by Leona Moon

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Get ready to enjoy a view that’s much nicer than that pile of bills stacking up next to your bed, Aries! You’re headed out of town on June 22—a little quality vacation can go a long way. There’s no better way to kick off the summer season than with a Mai Tai in your hand and sunscreen on your face.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Restoration Hardware, who, Taurus? You’ve been the count (or countess) of collecting furniture lately. All that dumpster diving and Goodwill shopping that your significant other has been eye-rolling you about is going to pay off on June 21. Home is where the heart is, and nothing says that more than that set of antelope antlers hanging in your gothic-inspired dining room.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Stand by me, Gemini! The new moon in Gemini on June 16 left you feeling a little sentimental. Do you miss making those giant slip ‘n’ slides with free-flowing Coronas back in high school? Some things, unfortunately, do change—at least you’re of legal age to drink the beer now. Reunite with an old buddy on June 18.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Are your ears burning, Cancer? Your intuition is at an all-time high on June 17. Whatever feelings you may have about a certain situation or a special someone are likely to be dead-on. Your next-door neighbor might be kind enough to water your plants when you’re out of town, but he or she is definitely snooping through your mail.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22) What you’ve been waiting for is about to arrive, Leo! And, no, we’re not just talking about that vintage necklace you found on eBay last week. Spoiler alert: It’s a surprise—what we can tell you is that it’s headed your way on June 22. It’s all thanks to a little friendly beam from Uranus—seriously.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Congrats on Employee of the Month, Virgo! It looks like the stars have aligned for your celebration banquet on June 21. A little hard work goes a long way—there’s never any doubt with you. It looks like working a little overtime and missing the Game of Thrones finale will pay off.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) You’re one-of-a-kind, Libra—has anyone told you that lately? The stars are setting you up for some romantic success on June 22. It’s a one-of-a-kind celestial lineup that won’t come your way again until December of 2019. Not even your boss’ lack of communication or your neighbor’s nosiness can trump this joyful day.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Good job, Scorpio! No, seriously, you have a great job. It looks like your bosses are noticing that you’re more of a superstar than a sheep, too. Your recent projects have caught a few of your company’s VIPs’ attention. Your innate creativity mixed with your effortless charm can only result in one thing: A pay raise.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Love is in the air, and you might be, too, Sagittarius! Are you flying home from a faraway destination only to meet up with a blind date? This matchless correspondence might just be the one you’ve been waiting for. Line up the mental mug shots (hopefully just figuratively) of your potential beloveds and take your pick!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Get ready for a breakthrough, Capricorn! Have your mom and sister been on your case, lately? Something’s gotta give, if they don’t. Get ready for a family-style intervention on June 19—an intervention so grand that even A&E would be intimidated to film it.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Gear up for some weekend travel, Aquarius. Getting up off your couch and walking one block to your neighboring coffee shop doesn’t count. New scenery might be just what you need to ease the stress of a little work-related drama. Take in the seaside on June 20.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) Are you dreaming, Pisces? Nope—that freelance job offer is the real deal! A project that would only appear once in a blue moon will land in your inbox on June 19. Celebrate, of course, but don’t have one too many margaritas and forget to reply!

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