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by Leona Moon

ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Looks like you can finally stop binge-watching The Bachelorette, Aries! You’ve met your match and romance is in the air on June 28. Forget the one rose: If you want this one to stick, shell out the big bucks and go for the dozen. Otherwise, don’t bother canceling your Match.com account.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) You’re the hostess with the mostess, Taurus! Bring out the nice china and throw those paper plates away—you’re hosting a get-together with all of your friends and more on June 29. Give into your domestic side—your friends will be over-delighted for a taste of your funfetti cake recipe.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Show you the money, Gemini, er, show the cashier the money. You’ve been on a bit of a spending spree lately. While it may feel like you’re living like a Kardashian—sipping kale juices for breakfast and taking preliminary steps to install a helicopter pad in your backyard, you just don’t have the funds. Don’t spend any money on June 25.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Pack your bags, Cancer! It’s time to sell, sell, sell! Selling your home has never been better than on June 24. You have Jupiter on your side—you may have to act quickly. Take a trip to Goodwill and drop off all of the trinkets you’ve horded, er, collected over the past few years. Quit your reminiscing and move on up!

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Surprise, Leo! You’re going skydiving on June 28! Venus and Uranus meet for a weekend full of spontaneity and fun. Leave your cautious self at home, and channel your innate wild lion or lioness. Listen to your inner daredevil, even if it’s saying, “Quit your job and tell your boss how you really feel about her or him.”

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) With Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert moving on to new ventures, someone has to be the funnyman (or funnywoman), Virgo! Looks like on June 28, it’s you. You’ve got the sass and charm to make nearly anyone laugh—from client to ex-spouse. It’s prime time to try out your most offensive jokes.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Newsflash: You’re in love, Libra! This weekend is all about romantic surprises. Not to ruin the surprise, but on June 27 your beloved might have something up his or her sleeve. If you planned a dinner date, you might wind up dining on the bay, overlooking the Golden Gate and all of its greatness, or bungee jumping off of it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Skip town, Scorpio! Mars enters Cancer, fellow water sign, on June 24—allowing you ample time to travel, relax and focus on a special someone. It’s just the right time to check out a destination you’ve been yearning for—head to Santa Cruz for the weekend and take in the waves (and fog) with your partner.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Time to get playful, Sagittarius! Maybe head to the park, literally, for a boot camp-style workout or hit the local dive bar scene for some groovin’ tunes and Happy Hour-priced drinks. The county is your oyster this weekend, so go with your gut and live it up!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Your schedule should be clearing up very soon, Capricorn! Mars is entering Cancer on June 24—giving you a little extra hint of romance. It seems that you may be taking a few lessons from Pepé Le Pew—romancing at every turn you get. Leaving love notes here, picking up week-old dirty socks there.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) The sun is out and so are all of your feelings, Aquarius. You can’t hide how you feel for your significant other on June 27. Who would want to, with a smile like that and wit that keeps your side aching. Show him or her how you really feel with a little sentimental surprise on June 28.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) You keep piling on the projects, Pisces! On June 29, sign on to work with a team, even if the project seems more like an obscure Craigslist red flag posting. It’s bound to bring the bucks, and your bank accounts will thank you.

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