Mt Tam Stars Photo by Will Mackie

by Leona Moon

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Are you ready to upgrade, Aries? And, no, we’re not just talking about your iPhone. It’s time for an upgrade at work—the new moon in Virgo on Sept. 12 will have all the right CEOs looking in your direction. Set your alarm and give yourself enough time to iron your oxford in the morning—it might just be what seals the deal on your promotion.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Enjoying time with a new love, Taurus? While all the planets and the stars are happy that you mustered up the courage to drop the L-bomb, we’re here to report that the new moon in Virgo brings your next milestone: Your first big cry. As for what will trigger it—that will be up to the stars. You could receive bad news about a family member or just be watching Grey’s Anatomy. Make sure you have tissues handy.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Have plans to move, Gemini? If you like where you are—it’s time to cut a deal: Extend your lease or offer to buy the property on Sept. 12. The solar eclipse and new moon are here to support any massive decisions when it comes to where you call home. It is also a time to revamp, so if you dislike your roommate with a great passion, kick him or her out.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Skip town, Cancer! It’s about time you found a little R&R—and this trip will be a little different. It’s the perfect time to plan a getaway with your beau. Let the new moon in Virgo guide you toward some quality time together. It’s time to take the next step—if you’re serious about this one, it’s time to meet his or her parents.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22) Single but looking to mingle, Leo? That new waitperson at your favorite restaurant might have your name written all over him or her. But listen—the stars have aligned for a few awkward moments to cloud the next week. Keep it cool and offer up a few of those award-winning side smiles. You can leave your number sometime next week.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Cha-cha-changes, Virgo! A solar eclipse and a new moon in your sign glide hand-in-hand into the celestial lineup on Sept. 12. What does this mean for you? Anything you want! It’s time for you to solve unresolved matters and send your path in another direction. What’s holding you back? Where do you want to be in five years? Make some moves!

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Give me a T, Libra! What’s that for? Therapy! The stars have aligned for you to pull it together. If you feel like you’re suffering from an undiagnosed psychosis and not sure how to deal—the stars are here to help. Find time to make an appointment with a psychologist, life coach or psychic. Get your life back on track!

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) It’s been a while, Scorpio! When was the last time you saw your best friend from fourth grade? Sure, you guys have gone in different directions, but some things never change. Like your favorite band: Spice Girls. Pick up the phone on Sept. 12 and get to rekindling. Maybe your kids will become the next generation of best friends and Spice Girls advocates.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) All work and no play will make it difficult for you to hit the town, Sagittarius! A once-in-a-lifetime love will walk into your life on Sept. 9. Take your chances and pull out your best one-liners. Simply offering to buy coffee and complimenting an outfit won’t do the trick. If you’re single and ready to mingle, this is the day you’ve been waiting for to say goodbye to Tinder and hello to the love of your life!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Got travel on the mind, Capricorn? A trip is in your near future. Count this one out as a relaxing trip—you’re bound to jetset to a new locale that will introduce you to a new set of people who can help with your career. Your boss might ask you to travel on behalf of the company for a tradeshow or you might think you’re planning a trip, but end up sitting next to your company’s CEO on the airplane. Kismet!

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Mo’ money, less problems, Aquarius! You’ve been playing it cool a little too long and your finances have slowly crept up on you the past few months. There’s no need to panic—this solar eclipse on Sept. 12 is the perfect day to demand a raise. No need to ask—you’re in the right place at the right time with one hell of a portfolio to show for your work and efforts. Call the shots!

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) It’s wedding season, Pisces! And you’re up! The solar eclipse on Sept. 12 is begging you to take it to the next level. Get down on one knee or offer an ultimatum—whatever feels the most romantic. Regardless, the stars are on your side to turn dating into a lifelong tax partner with a hint of romance.

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