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ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Face off, Aries! Known for being ever-so stoic and full of radiant strength, this weekend as the Sun and Neptune sync up, you’ll be ready to let your guard down. The March 1 full moon vibes in Virgo will still be lingering, creating the perfect atmosphere for you to reveal your inner Rom-Com loving self. Throw on The Notebook and let your partner know how you really feel. Because liking three of his or her Instagram photos in a row doesn’t count as being sentimental.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) I hate to rush you here, Taurus, but it looks like shit’s about to get real. You and yours might be adding a baby bull to the mix. The planets are pointing toward preggo. If the first three sentences just made your stomach turn, don’t fret just yet. It just looks like you might actually be considering settling down. If that’s the case, the stars are here to support your decision. I’m not going to say I told you so, because, well, let’s be real . . . that’d be a recipe for disaster. No faster way to get you running in the other direction. Either way–congrats!

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Oh you energetic little bastards, you! Gemini–have you ever worked so hard in your life?! I’m going to go out on a limb here and say probably not. Not that you’re incapable of being hardworking, just that, well, with that charm you can get away with a lot. Regardless, the next week has you continuing to grind, but with VIPs turning their heads on March 5. If you’re presenting a PowerPoint to the CEO, please take out that slide with the cat emoji. I’m trying to get you a promotion here.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Get the fuck out, Cancer! Literally, like, get out of town. Coupled Cancers will find March 3 and 4 as a reset for romance. I know you’ve been watching The Bachelor–even though Arie is a pitiful excuse of a man (someone had to say it). I was rooting for Peter, wtf ABC. Take all you’ve learned about what makes relationships work and more importantly not work and put it into action this weekend with your significant other. Also pro tip: You can never go wrong with roses and chocolate.

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) You generous fool! Who owes you money, dear Leo? It’s time to take your ass to the bank. Someone’s finally going to be paying up. Lent an old co-worker $2,000 for a dirty 30 birthday bash in Vegas? Ever so optimistic you just assumed they’d pay you back right away? Yeah, it’s been nine months. I’ll quit rubbing it in your face, but get a hold of your finances. It’s going to work out this time–expect a big check on March 6. Next time, how about you help plan with a vision board instead of a lump of cash.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Put the hand sanitizer away, Virgo! This is your time and you’ve got to let loose a little. The full moon in your sign on March 1 brings with it vivacious energy that will last in the coming days. Love is in the air. Money is on your mind. It’s all possible. Whatever you’ve been investing your energy in will be returned to you tenfold. Leave the planning behind you: You don’t actually have to know what time your bae’s grunge cover band’s set starts this weekend. How about you just show up and go with the flow? My bet is that your dearly beloved might even dedicate a song to you. Be still my cheesy heart.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Suspicious much, Libra? You want everyone to love you, I know. You want to know everything, I get it. Who would keep a secret from you? Well, someone has, and it’s wearing you down. Don’t get too bogged down–your intuition has been right. You’re onto someone. But before you jump to conclusions, chill. You’re not entitled to know everything–even about your BFF. Wondering what’s been taking him or her so long to respond to your texts? He or she probably started binging Sons of Anarchy for the third time on Netflix. Embarrassing. See, all that worry for nothing.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Oh my god, Scorpio! Who’s that sitting in the corner of the cat cafe? You’re likely to bump into a soulmate when you least expect it. March 6 is looking ever so romantic for your passionate sign to find love. The kicker: You’ve got to put yourself out there. You might be asking the universe for love, but are you acting on it? Sitting at home in your ex-beau’s sweatpants doesn’t exactly count as searching for your soulmate. Get out of the house–make an effort!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) You may very well  have just gone from nobody to influencer in a matter of minutes, Sagittarius! You’re overdue for some praise and it’s finally headed your way on March 4. Your nearest and dearest will finally take the time to recognize all the hard work you’ve been putting in. No, not just on your Instagram (although, your selfies give Kim K a run for her money). If you’re in school or finishing up a large work project, you can continue forward with confidence.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Let me get on your level, Capricorn. Saturn in your sign and the Virgo full moon on March 1 makes way for you to prioritize your absolutely favorite pastime: planning. These earth signs are vibing so hard that however you decide to invest your time on March 3 and 4 will have lasting effects, possibly forever. A harmonious time to: sign contracts, balance your checkbooks (literally only you would define this as enjoyable), find a Tinderella, publish an article. Whatever you have your mind set on–it’s going to happen.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) I really do want to tell you that a giant bag of cash is gearing up to land on your doorstep, Aquarius, but it’s just not true. Let me guess: You haven’t finished your taxes just yet? Listen up: You’re going to owe someone (cough, the IRS, cough cough) a lot of green. Quit delaying–you’re already anticipating the annual deflating of your checking account. Sign the check and quit your worrying. Money comes and goes. Send your check out on March 3, you’ll be able to shift your focus on saving after that.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) Let me guess: You’ve been collecting something old, something new, and something blue, Pisces? Shocking. Left alone to your own devices and you’re romantic enough as it is, but this full moon in Virgo on March 1 and the subsequent weekend has you making plans to find out your ring size. While this weekend is responsible for some seriously sentimental trines, let’s not get ahead of ourselves just yet. A match on OkCupid, doesn’t mean a match IRL. Sorry not sorry–get grounded.


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