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ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Has that hot and heavy fling turned into a bit more than you can chew, Aries? If your formerly feisty friend-with-benefits has taken a sudden and dramatic turn down Commitment Lane, don’t panic just yet. Jupiter is here to save the day. It’s backspinning in Scorpio, through your eighth house of intimacy. What does this mean for you? If you’re trying to get some space, you’ve got the planets on your side to deliver the message with tact and class.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Are you running on empty, Taurus? Have you overbooked yourself? Probably not, we both know you’re a little too practical to fill up your calendar. What is possible: someone in your inner circle is taking up a bit too much of your energy and you’re left unable to recharge. I’m thinking: that clingy new coworker. While it’s nice to offer a helping hand, pawning the new guy off on someone else might give you well-deserved respite. Take a look at your closest ties on March 10 and don’t be afraid to say “no” to those you love. 

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Time to get in touch with yourselves, Gemini! We’ve got an upcoming trine on March 13 that was built for self-reflection and self-care. You might find yourself feeling motivated to finally start therapy, a new health regimen, or journaling. While this heavenly planetary combo will give you the motivation to get started, don’t lose sight on the end goal. You can’t undo daddy issues in a week. 

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Who’s that sliding into your DMs, Cancer? Your favorite ex, of course! Jupiter is retrograde in Scorpio, your sensual fifth house–in other words, your exes have been deep creeping your Instagram. Like nonstop. During retrograde season, it’s a good time to pause and reflect. While a rendezvous may seem “serendipitous” don’t let it all go to your head. What are your former bae’s intentions? Not sayin’ it couldn’t work, just sayin’ it could get messy. Set boundaries. 

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Are you starting to wonder if your family will ever chill, Leo? For starters it’s hard to be the center of attention 24/7–and a part of six separate group text threads. Do your best to find the flattery in it. As Jupiter retrogrades in Scorpio this week, all-things family will come knocking at your door. Probably literally–if you still share a home with your clan. Invest in some Beats by Dre and say you’ve taken up transcendental meditation. You deserve a break.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) This is a tough one, Virgo. I wish I had better news–someone’s not chalked up to what you originally thought. That new girl who you already deemed your work wife? Yeah, she sucks. As we deal with Jupiter in retrograde, friendly communication will start surprising you. Continue to be candid, but don’t be shocked by responses. Keep few close–time is precious and let’s be real, you’ve got spreadsheets to make. Ain’t nobody got time for fake friendships, especially at work.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Oops you did it again, Libra! Time flies when you’re having fun, right? Well guess what–you can’t skip tax season. Sorry not sorry. The stars are aligning to stuff your mailbox full of bills. When’s the last time you took a close look at your budget? I’m not talking about a shopping budget–you’ve got to get your finances in check. Quite literally by writing a check, unfortunately. No one is expecting your flighty ass to do your own taxes, check our Turbo Tax.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Feeling overwhelmed, Scorpio? You’ve had a lot going on energetically from your closest ties. The good news: Things are about to slow down thanks to Jupiter going retrograde in your sign. Your much needed break is about to arrive. However, we’re coming up on Mercury retrograde. But before you panic, just think of this as a compromise. Now’s the time to check things off your to-do list: upgrade your iPhone, tell your best friend you don’t like his or her new beau. Take care of what you’ve been putting off, and carve out time for yourself.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Let go, Sagittarius! Has a pesty ex been on your mind nonstop? With Jupiter traveling backward through your house of healing and closure, it’s likely you’ve been struggling to come to terms with relationships that you’ve outgrown. This is part of life–if your ex can’t even text you back, it’s time to let go. Stop overanalyzing every picture he or she likes on Instagram–that cheesy inspirational quote is most likely not about you. 

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) It’s hard being so popular, Capricorn. Especially for a solitude seeker like yourself. Not that you can’t be the life of the party, but let’s not lie: pizza and a party of one kind of sounds like a perfect evening. It’s likely you’ve been go-go-go the past few weeks, and it’s time to hit pause. Stop, reflect, lie to your friends over text, and repeat. Use work as an excuse, but whatever you do make sure you carve out some solo time.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Tired of making cheesy fries at In ‘n’ Out, Aquarius? While the free fast food is a major plus, it looks like career moves are on the horizon. Take the time to think big picture: What do you actually want out of your career? Are you on the right path? If not, align already. You’ve always had big plans and now’s the time to set up the steps to take action.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) Dream big, Pisces! Not such a new concept for you, but now’s the time to take risks! Book that trip to the Maldives, pick up and move, start a business–whatever’s calling to you, your actions will speak louder than words. The planets have aligned to give you a helping hand of luck thanks to Jupiter. Use your dead-on intuition, you’ll know what has success written all of it.


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