Mt Tam Stars Photo by Will Mackie

ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Whistle while you work, Aries! Guess who’s tiptoeing into your tenth house of fame and honors? Marsyour ruler! This celestial mashup is here to deliver some serious recognition. Circle March 19 on your calendar, you’ll be finishing off Pisces season with a company-wide email that will make you blush. I’ll go ahead and say let this one go to your headyou deserve it.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Near, far, wherever you are, Taurus, you’re bound to have a blast. Travel is on your mind with the new moon in Pisces on March 17. You could be internationally bound with a much-needed getaway. You’ve been so obsessed with finances that you almost forgot how to cut loose and have some fun. (Shocking!) Take time to plan a getaway sans social mediayou could use the recharge.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Slam dunk, Gemini! You’ve been focusing so hard on all-things career that you’ve almost forgot the best part of all: financial gain! I’m not going to say that honing your work ethic isn’t the real reward here, but let’s be real: Who doesn’t like seeing five figures in his or her savings account? A wad of cash is headed your way. Now if you could only save it instead of dropping it all on the first shiny object you see, that’d be a real miracle.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Spring may be here, but don’t pack away your Snuggie just yet, Cancer. You’ve got a little more hibernating to do. Socializing is exhausting, and while your friends want nothing more than to convince you to get out of the house as much as possible, come March 17 all you’ll want is your bed. That’s fair. Take time for yourself and cozy up it’s a perfect time to bingewatch This Is Us. (Spoiler alert: Bring the tissues, Jack dies.)

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Do you believe in miracles, Leo? That interior designer you hired sure does. Jupiter, giver of luck, is here to help you revamp your home aesthetic. You’re going to need a lot more than luck to let go of some of your old furniture. That love seat you’ve been holding onto since college? It’s time to go. The dining set that’s missing two plates? Yeah, Goodwill. Purge and prepare to invest in a whole new feng shui situation in your humble abode.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) What’s that ringing, Virgo? Wedding bells! Alright, maybe you’re not totally ready to take a hike down the aisle, but FYI: commitment is on the horizon. Quit talking yourself out of giving inyour anxiety can take the back burner. You’re overdue for some joie de vivre, and I swear this match isn’t a total scumbag millionaire. Can you even imagine? Someone who enjoys going to the laundromat with you?

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Drop and give me ten, Libra! I’d say 50, but to be honest, I can’t even do four real pushups, so let’s be realistic here. You’re about to embark on a fitness journey of a lifetime! And by lifetime, I mean for a few moon cycles. Who doesn’t love a good Pure Barre class? There’s nothing like hobbling around the office the next day, wishing you had a motorized wheelchair, and regretting buying so much kale at the grocery store.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Delete your Tinder profile, Scorpio! Lady luck, er, Jupiter, is here to throw some of her magical gifts your wayin the love department. Thanks to the new moon in fellow water sign Pisces on March 17, you’ll be revving up to find someone of soulmate caliber. Only caveat: It won’t be thanks to online dating. Nopeyou’re going to have to go out in public for this one. It’s likely one of your besties already has his or her eye on your perfect match. Give it a chance.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Want to tell your mom that she’s been, like, beyond extra lately, Sagittarius? Speak your mind! The Pisces new moon is here to light up your fourth house of all-things family and home. The stars are aligning to cover your ass during your next word vomitting episode: We all know you can’t hold back. Let your family know what you need, and if it’s space, well, you might just get it after you tell them how your really feel.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) It’s tough always working so hard, Capricorn. And you’re tough, sure, but even you need some pampering every now and then. The new moon in Pisces has you craving two things on March 17: a 60-minute massage and a trip out of town. Chillthe trip doesn’t have to be expensive—think more of just skipping a town or two and renting an Airbnb for the night. Whatever you end up doing make sure to reward yourself with some self-care: Vampire facials anyone?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Get ready for your close up, Aquarius! You’re overdue for some serious recognition and, if I may be so bold, it’s likely a producer has been stalking your Instagram for weeks. I’m talking big break here, complete with so much creative zest, your whimsical heart won’t know what to do with it all. Just keep this in mind: It’s not a week to go to CVS in sweatpants, make sure you’re dressed to the nines 24/7.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) Snap out of it, Pisces! I know I told you to dream you days away last week, but it’s time to put your fantasies to the test. You’ve been manifesting and visualizing, and sure, that’s all great. But with the new moon in your sign, it’s time to take actual steps, like on this earthly realm, not another dimension. So whatever intentions you set for yourself, write out a plan, and start this week off with step one.


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