April 7: Venus Saturn trine

Quit fucking around, Capricorn! Your serious-ass knows better than to pursue anyone less than grade-A bae material. Saturn, your ruling planet, is syncing up with ever-romantic Venus to get your ass back on track.

April 15: Aries new moon

What do you consider home, dear sea goat? This new moon’s got you reflecting on some sentimental shit: family, home, moving in together, making a family. That’s a lot to handle for your characteristically detached persona. If you don’t want everyone to think you wear all of your emotions on your sleeves, today’s a good day to stay home. Make a list of where you want to be in six months.

April 17: Venus Jupiter opposition

Feeling torn? Yeah, part of you wants to rush into a passionate whirlwind romance thanks to Jupiter. But this opposition has your practical self doing a double take. You might be leading someone ondon’t beat yourself up about it. This happens. Just use this starry lineup to make your intentions clear.

April 25: Mercury Saturn square

Breaking news: Shut up and don’t be so quick to break it off. Do not send that text. Today has regret written all over it. Mercury just got out of retrograde and now it’s squaring off with your ruling planet. Set aside some solo time to reflect on the underlying issue that’s bringing these emotions to the forefront. You might have an “ah-hah” moment.

April 29: Scorpio full moon

Sometimes, you get by with a little help from your friends, Capricorn. And that’s OK to admit. Looks like you’ve just made some big strides in your career sector, but don’t take all the credit. Who helped you out? Maybe send out a thank you note, or if you’re a narcissistic millennial, an Insta tribute will do.


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