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Week of March 29April 4

ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Prepare to feel torn, Aries! It’s only natural with your aggressive ruler Mars syncing up with steadfast Saturn. What’s this mean for you? You’re going to want to race to the finish line: be it dropping the “L” word with a new potential bae (word from the wise: don’t do it), or sending off work emails without thinking it through first. You’ve got enough energy for all of the zodiac signs combined, but a little patience could go a long way on April 2.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) You might find yourself having some Elon Musk–sized dreams on April 4, Taurus. Of all of the signs, I’d never want to discourage you from pursuing your dreams, but a healthy reality check might be in order. It’s true: You could be the owner of the very first dual purpose cat cafe/dive bar, but how realistic is it? Who’s going to really let a belligerent person adopt a cat?

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Feeling defensive, Gemini? Makes sense: the Sun and Saturn are squaring off on March 29. You might find yourself feeling like you’re on the edge of a breaking point. The planets are here to validate you: Shit’s getting real. Your boss channeling his or her inner psycho? Your younger siblings shacking up and settling down? Whatever’s got you feeling more than a little blue, is only here to help shift your perspective. This, too, shall pass.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Are you un-friendzoning your BFF from high school, Cancer? Bold move. Can’t say I’m surprised: with Venus in Taurus, your house of friendship, this was bound to happen. Let’s be clear: While casual hookups can be freeing, this is someone you’ll see again. If you don’t want this year’s Christmas party to be awkward, make sure to set some clear boundaries from the start.

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Shut the front door. And by front door, I mean your mouth, Leo. Yeah, yeah, honesty is the best policy, but some people might just not be ready for your realness. If you’ve got a message to deliver, make sure to water it down. Consider reworking the “I think we’re soulmates” text into “Maybe we should go on a hike?” Might save your ego a few bruises.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) The Sun is linking up with your ruling planet Mercury to help a virginal sister out, Virgo! Your words carry weight. April 1 is not a day for fools, this year it’s a day to slide into your favorite celebs DMs. You might actually be shocked when Peter from season 13 of the Bachelorette actually responds. (And if he does, throw a sister some love. I wouldn’t mind hearing from him, either.)

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) This is your time, Libra! You’ve got a full moon on March 31 so make the most of it. Feeling ready to rebrand your website? Want to move to a new locale? Possibly travel to Morocco? I’ve literally never hated a saying more, but: The world is your oyster. Take the time to set intentions and ask the universe for what you want. Vibes don’t lie, and whatever you put out there will come back tendfold.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Why does everyone always think you’re fliriting with them, Scorpio? You’re just magneticthat’s not your fault. Don’t be surprised if talking to that new coworker in the kitchen leads to an unexpected texting thread. Someone’s looking at you through rose-colored glasses and reading all of your signs incorrectly. Break some hearts on April 2.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Keep looking at all the goodies you’ve added to your Amazon cart this past month, Sagittarius? My only piece of advice: just keep looking. Unfortunately, the stars are not aligning for you to “buy now” despite a persuasive nudge from Mars. Try to rationalize: you already own three leather jackets, you have a pair of wearable sneakers, and when the eff would you ever actually use a fruit dehydrator? You’re not Bear Grylls.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Yes, no, maybe so, Capricorn! Part of you wants to go with your gut, and while that always seems to go well in romantic comedies, the practical side of you knows just a little better. You might find your feelings for a certain someone ping-ponging back and forth on April 2. That’s fine. There’s no sign that knows better than you that you don’t actually have to rush into anything. Take some time to reflect and regroup before you make your next move.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) You’ve got all the answers, Aquarius! Sure, you walk around everyday with this mindset, but with this full moon in Libra on March 31, you know best. If you’ve been working your way toward a career milestone, consider today the final step. Take a chance, however bold it may be. Elevator pitch your boss, ask your friend for an intro to a contact, or spend extra time socializing in the kitchen. A little recognition is headed your way soon!

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) One thing’s for certain: You know how you feel, Pisces. But how does your new bae feel? Sure, you’ve only been dating a few months, but you’re ready to dive deep. (I mean, fuck, you already cried in front of him or her.) April 2 could be a good day to setup preliminary intros with some of your closest friends. That way they won’t have to keep stalking him or her on Instagram.


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