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ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Are you feeling #blessed for your friends, Aries? Makes sense, we’ve got sentimental Venus working her way through Gemini, your social third house. Carve some time out this week to spend time with some palsa midnight moonlit stroll, a boozy brunch. If bae’s been a little too clingy lately, now’s the time to ask for a little space and put all of your loving energy into your friendships.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Feeling indulgent, Taurus? You might find yourself a little eager to reward yourself for some hard work on May 8. I mean, a job well done does deserve a drink, or two, but watch out for giving into Jupiter’s excessive vibes. Planet luck will be opposing the sun, which might mean you could be opposing a toilet all night if you don’t keep your indulgence in check.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Did you find love in an awkward place, Gemini? Hey, leave it to you to find love anywhere, but on May 7 we’ve got Venus squaring off with Neptune. All of this goes down in your 10th house of career and longterm goals, so if you think that new office assistant is a hottie, you might want to try your hardest to not slid into his or her DMs. Uncomfortable outcomes are inevitable. Go flirt literally anywhere else.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Don’t say it if you don’t mean it, Cancer! In order to avoid eyerolls at the watercooler at work, don’t promise anything you can’t deliver. Jupiter’s opposition to the sun could have your boss calling you out. That’s fine. It happens to all of us, but it’s how you respond that will set you apart. Own your mistakes and be eager to find a solution.

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Did someone say friendzone, Leo? We’ve got Venus taking her tour through your 11th house of friendship, which means a few things for your love life. Give into your carefree nature and take things easy. Serious commitments can be draining, and a little self-care and recharging can go a long way. Readjust your priorities to include friendship first. If you’re on a mission to find the Kristen Bell to your Dax Sheppard, you might find a mate in a close friend.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Overachiever alert, Virgo! Can you chill? You’re always one to deliver, but with expansive Jupiter opposing the Sun on May 8, you might be making promises you can’t keep. Is it really fair for you or your boss if you agree to making five different Excel spreadsheets before tomorrow’s meeting? No. It’s a recipe for epic stress. Keep your feet and expectations planted firmly on the ground, like you usually do.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) You might have just had a big paycheck come your way, Libra, but don’t be too quick to spend it all! Jupiter’s touring through your second house of finances and is opposing the Sun on May 8. Layman’s terms: You might have a lightbulb idea that costs a lot of cash, but it’s too unrealistic. Yes you can take bae out to dinner, but maybe skip that helicopter ride.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Lead the way, Scorpio! Not hard for your sign to do, but on May 8 you’ll have to do some negotiation with the Sun. An opposition to Jupiter in your sign might have another coworker rising to the tops and giving you a run for your money. Before you start to obsess over the No. 1 spot in your boss’ eyes, try to see if any collaboration can take place.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Is your Wells Fargo app up to date, Sagittarius? With this weekend’s moon in Capricorn syncing with Saturn in your second house of finances you might find yourself surrounded in cash. Er, if you’re not actually swimming in a pile of dolla bills, you might land yourself a freelance project. Be open to networking under these starry skies.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) If you believe it, you can achieve it, Capricorn! We’ve got the moon in your sign on May 4 syncing up with your ruling planet Saturn, also in Capricorn. It’s a good time to get grounded and set boundaries. These moonbeams are here to guide you toward a path of success. Consider it a cosmic resetif you’ve got some dreams that seem out of the ordinary for you, put a plan in place. The universe will make it happen for you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Feeling ready to tap out, Aquarius? Totally understandable, and this weekend’s moon in Capricorn lands in your restful 12th house. If you had far-fetched plans to explore or hit the town, it might be best to actually reschedule with your coziest comforter instead. Self-care is the best medicine.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20) Quit taking on so much, Pisces! A natural caretaker, sure, but is that the healthiest role for you? On May 8 you might find yourself eager to sign up to take on other people’s problems. But guess what? They’ll be OK on their own. You’ve got a full plate of your own. Give yourself a break and let your cousin write her own OkCupid profile.


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