Mercury Retrograde Nov. 16–Dec. 6

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22) Earth to Leo: Keep your fucking mouth shut! If you’re feeling like you’ve got some things you want to get off your chest, breaking news: Now’s not the time. Mercury is going retrograde through your romantic fifth house. Your thoughts will be over analyzed and dissected by your nearest and dearest, and bae will probably have no fucking idea what point you’re actually trying to get across. So if it can wait, table that discussion. On another note: Old lovers are about to bug the shit out of you. Prepare to be tagged in a slew of memes on IG, all the ghosts of Tinder past.