Mercury Retrograde Nov. 16–Dec. 6

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Starting your holiday shopping a little early, Scorpio? Careful! Mercury is headed backward through your second house of income and security. Translation: Freeze your fucking credit cards. If you’re headed out to the store, take only a certain amount of cash. Sagittarius, where Mercury is firmly planted until Dec. 1, is indulgent and will have you spending left and right. Those goodies surrounding you on the way to the cashieryour kryptonite.